Pints. Places. Stories.
I drink the beer. You get the verdict.
No tasting-room waffle. Just honest beer reviews, pub finds, travel stories and every place I drink pinned on the map.
Independent pint journalism. “Journalism” may be doing some heavy lifting.
Latest pours
Beer reviews
Rated scientifically on the internationally recognised “would I buy another?” scale.
The drinking passport
Where I've had a pint
One marker per venue. Tap a pint to see what I drank there and how badly I judged it.
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Not just the pint
Venue reviews
Price matters. The pour matters. And if the place feels like an airport departure lounge, I'm telling you.
Beer cam
Pints in the wild
Good lighting. Bad decisions. Occasionally both at once.
The round of honour
People who bought me a pint
These absolute heroes have directly contributed to the ongoing scientific study.
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About this nonsense
Why does this exist?
Because I own KirkDrinks.beer, which legally obligated me to do something useful with it. So I'm drinking my way around the world, rating the beers, reviewing the places and pinning the evidence.